'What goes around comes around': Delicious revenge on parking spot thieves

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Remy Millisky • Writer and Editor
Mar 3, 2023 5:00 PM EST

You drive for ages searching for a spot, finally catch one, and then some jerk steals it from you. Tragic. This guy knows the feeling all too well, but at least he knew how to enact some very petty revenge!

U/SloppyMoses shared this story of pure condensed petty revenge that happened when he and his GF tried to get some donuts at a spot that was giving out their last donuts of the night. He writes that there was limited parking space available, and not only did a tiny Vespa steal it, but the driver was pretty rude about it. She said, "Sorry, first come first serve!" The OP disagreed with that — there was still time for him to make a move. He managed to cut the woman in line and make her regret stealing his rightful parking space. 

Next, these people shared the moment they knew their significant other was not so bright. 

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    Font - r/pettyrevenge Posted by u/SloppyMoses 4 333 Take my parking spot?? What goes around comes around This may be the pettiest thing I have ever done. So in my city there is a pub that's attached to a doughnut shop that serves the best doughnuts in the city (which always causes a long line). Because its attached to a pub, it doesn't close shop until 9PM as there is a solid flow of business rolling in.
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    Font - Anyway, my girlfriend and I get a serious hankering for some snacks so we decide to head to the doughnut shop and arrive out around 8:30 P:M by car. Now, there are only three parallel parking spots a little up the street from the place, and they are all 15- minute spots which are usually full. We see up the street that, count our lucky stars, a spot is free! My girlfriend pulls a little ahead of the car in front of the spot, turns on her indicator, and begins backing into parking spot whe
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    Font - My girlfriend suggests we just get doughnuts another time, and I tell her she can drop me off here, Ill buy the doughnuts since I know what she likes, and she can loop around. She agrees, and I pop out of the car, pass the little white vespa where the girls are still gathering their things, and head to the shop. As always, the line is super long for doughnuts and since this is the last batch, the doughnuts are slim pickins. The girls are behind me looking at the 5 or so different flavors
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    Font - One of them (the driver) in desperation asked the baker who was loading them in "what, youre not even gonna save a few for us though?" to which I turned around and said "sorry, first come first serve". She honestly looked like she just simultaneously solved a movie mystery and st her pants, its difficult to put into words but truly an expression I can never forget. Best doughnuts I ever tasted (and enjoyed by the rest of my office the next morning)
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    Font - willflameboy Spite doughnuts are the tastiest.
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    Font - SirPiffingsthwaite I posted this once before, but a spot my brother and I had been waiting for for about 5 min while the lady packed her groceries got snatched by a young girl who came from the other direction and pulled across the lady backing out. We pointed out we'd been waiting as she had clearly seen, she just ignored us with a smug smile. My brother called out something like "wow, you're game, you're just gonna leave your car there? Hope you can recognise it when you get back". She
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    Font - mycatiswatchingyou This is why I'm glad I have the life I have. I am a single person, living alone, I make no more than $30k a year. Sometimes I get down on my situation, wanting a better paying job, a better house, a nicer car... Then I think about how I have the money to do something petty like this if I wanted. It's not a lot of money, but it's enough to buy two dozen donuts out of spite. And I just smile, because life ain't so bad. 2.2k Reply Share SloppyMoses OP If I saw you that fai
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    Font - KurnolSanders Following it up with 'thank god I got a donut' would also have been a good one to shout as you exit the shop.
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    Font - sagareth Everyone needs a little "fk you money" for things like this
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    Font - 66GT350Shelby I had a woman steal my parking spot, that I had been waiting patiently for, at work once. She zipped in even though it was obvious I was waiting there, turn signal on, for the spot to be free. The lady in the spot finally pulls out, and turns towards me so I cant pull into it quickly, and the bh pulled into it. I could see her laughing as she did so. Fk it, I'll find another spot and finally did so.
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    Font - A few minutes later I'm in my store and get called to the return desk for a customer complaint. A lady was ped we wouldn't do a return for an item without a receipt. There's a limit of three in six months, and she was past it, and wanted a manager to make an exception. I get to the desk and lo and behold guess who it was? Parking spot thief! I put on my best retail smile and politely told her not only no, but funo. When she started to raise h I told her to leave or be banned from the stor
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    Font - anomalous_cowherd LPT: people who do one sty thing often do lots of sty things: +3.
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    Font - erikcantu Half way through I thought you would/should knock over the Vespa, but at the end, that was the best way to go. Got back at her without doing anything amoral or criminal and probably taught her a bit too.
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    Font - cfrazierjr To prevent this situation from happening to us in Miami, my wife got out the car when I got parallel with the spot. She stood behind the car while I moved forward and proceeded to parallel park. The man in the car behind us yelled, "you picked a good place to just stand there! She replied, you wouldn't let us parallel park a few spots back."
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    Font - Burney1 This felt so good to read. That expression on her face was realization that being a bih has its consequences, pretty or not.
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    Product - [deleted] This is 100% petty. I love it. I would've taken one box and smashed them on the ground behind their car. 721 SchuminWeb Reply Share +2 No reason to waste good donuts.
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    Human body - bilged This story is the epitome of what this sub is all about. Beautiful.
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    Font - yoyomommy I thought you were going to take so long they got towed away. Good work though. 20 Reply Share SloppyMoses OP as nice as that sounds, it'd never work in my city. Parking enforcement really doesnt give a da n after 6 unless someone complains.
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